Monday, March 11, 2013

The Next Big Thing Interview - Kamikaze Style


The Next Big Thing series of interviews are designed to help writers promote, discuss, and generally big up their own in-process work.  Never one to turn down the opportunity to throw my hands in the air and wave them like I care a really really lot, I accepted my pal Tarfia Faizullah's tag and ran away with this particular spoon.

What is the working title of the book? 

The title of the book is Interrobang. Which is this: ‽

It has the word bang in it, which makes me happy because it’s all typewriters and sex. Those things DO NOT go together enough in the pop cultural milieu. Yet. YET.

Where did the idea come from for the book?

The book is primarily about clinical phobias and clinical philias. Which means the idea for the book came from the monster under the bed, the natural disaster that might and will happen, the sweat stains one gets when about to speak to groups of cool kids, and whether you look fat in those pants.

But mostly the idea came from sex and typewriters.

What genre does your book fall under?

It falls under poetry. WAY under.

What actors would you choose to play the part of your characters in a movie rendition?

I always thought that someday there would be an indie biopic of me and that Natasha Lyonne would be cast to play me, but then they’d start filming and I’d go on the set, ostensibly to watch and maybe add a few notes, perhaps coach Natasha on her inflections, but then I’d get insanely jealous and maybe just a little start sabotaging her…first just her acting, like I’d tell her that in my younger years I had a terrible stutter and though it isn’t in the script she should play it that way, but then later maybe there would be marbles and maybe there would be stairs and maybe I’d have to play myself, just because the budget doesn’t give us TIME to recast, don’t you see??!?!

All my poems are about me, even when they're about you.  Even when they're about Natasha Lyonne.  So this is why that.

What is the one sentence synopsis of your book?

YAY Huh?!?!

How long did it take you to write the first draft of the manuscript?

How long did it take you to do that thing you’ve been trying to do for a really long time, and then it happened, and then it was weird and you feel like all you can think about is the next thing, but you want to stop and be excited, but it’s hard because of…America?

That long. That’s how long it took me.

Who or what inspired you to write this book?

I’m constantly scared and I’m constantly lusty. Do the math.

Also, I can’t do math. That inspires one to write: trust me.

What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?

Did I mention sex and typewriters?  Okay, then.  You need more.  I understand needing more, as a rule.

So, let’s just say that some of the obsessive phobis and philias I cover are: love of things that falsely represent a sentient being, love of being enclosed, fear of a beautiful woman, fear of the immobility of a joint, love of ruin, fear of being oneself, and more.

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

Red Hen Press is publishing it this August, 2013.

Red Hen Press, by the way, is the best thing to happen to the literary scene in LA in the last thousandy years. Los Angelenos are not a literary people, friends. There ARE literary people here, but generally there are just nose jobs, and they are on Jennifer Grey, and there are a bunch of us who are all sad about it.  So mostly in Los Angeles we read Barrelhouse Magazine and appreciate its worship of both Jennifer Grey and the magazine's patron saint, Patrick Swayze, and we hope for our letters to line up into words and then sentences, and we also hope that most people's noses stay out of work.

The economy is bad.  There's hope for nose unemployment.  But not so much for poets.  But we're working on it.

My tagged writers for next Wednesday are:

Any writer who hasn't done this yet. Which is no one.

I think I have to start tagging business copywriters. Or the insane people on Venice Beach who scream nonsense words at me.

Anyway, as I said, Tarfia Faizullah tagged me, and you can read her answers here:  Tarfia's version of The Next Big Thing